Stranger : SURPRISE
You : OMG ! I'm so glad to see you, i didn't expect it !
Stranger :
is that john ?
Stranger : or Michael ?
Stranger : or James ?
You : It's James. Is that Kendra ?
Stranger : Who the fuck is Kendra ?
You : Oh my darling, i'm so sorry ! I thought you were... someone else ! Will you forgive me ?
Stranger : NO ! IT'S OVER ! *SLAP*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You : I LOVE YOU !
Stranger :
Me too !
You : well, let's get married !
Stranger : I want to name my daughter Rebecca
You : Uh, i hate this name but I love you so it's OK ! I want 12 children !
Stranger : Really ? You're gonna break my vagina !
You : Oh, you're a girl ? we're gonna have some technical problems...
Stranger : are you a lesbian ?
You : No
Stranger : SOMETIMES I PEE WHEN I LAUGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You : OMG ! I'm so glad to see you, i didn't expect it !
Stranger :

Stranger : or Michael ?
Stranger : or James ?
You : It's James. Is that Kendra ?
Stranger : Who the fuck is Kendra ?
You : Oh my darling, i'm so sorry ! I thought you were... someone else ! Will you forgive me ?
Stranger : NO ! IT'S OVER ! *SLAP*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You : I LOVE YOU !
Stranger :

You : well, let's get married !
Stranger : I want to name my daughter Rebecca
You : Uh, i hate this name but I love you so it's OK ! I want 12 children !
Stranger : Really ? You're gonna break my vagina !
You : Oh, you're a girl ? we're gonna have some technical problems...
Stranger : are you a lesbian ?
You : No
Stranger : SOMETIMES I PEE WHEN I LAUGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.