I dig this topic, it's a great idea. I never get a chance to practice my english (I'm self taught). Sometimes I wish I could see my 8th grade teacher again (she was such a cunt, for real). She used to tell me I was a dumbass, that nobody was as stupid as I was (I was a shy kid, so I took the abuse without saying anything). Sure I was failing her class, but it wasn't on purpose, I was struggling. Like, instead of calling me names, would you mind, I don't know like : doing your job, and provide some help ?
Well bitch, I speak english fluently now, and here's the motherfucking cherry on the goddamn cake : I taught my ASS. So here's one fact, I ain't a dumbass, you're a piece of shit of a human being AND a teacher.
Damn, I wish I could tell her this irl now (oh and in english, of course).