J'ai enfin fini le 6 (j'ai mis trop de temps avant de me résoudre à lire les derniers chapitres parce que c'était trop triste), et j'avais oublié à quel point les tous derniers paragraphes sont beaux.
Et j'ai commencé le 7 et j'avais aussi oublié qu'il y avait autant de trucs drôles, comme Ron qui offre un livre sur la séduction à Harry pour ses 17 ans.
'This is not your average book (...). It's pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. If only I'd had this last year, I'd have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would've known how to get going with... well, Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot.'
Et du coup après Harry qui se marre quand Ron complimente Hermione sur ses talents de décoratrice, hin hin.
Hermione qui est une total badass quand Scrimgeour se pointe pour le testament !
'I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch,' Scrimgeour said to Harry. 'Why is that?'
Hermione laughed derisively.
'Oh, it can't be a reference to the fact that Harry's a great Seeker, that's way too obvious', she said. 'There must be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the icing!'
'Dumbledore wanted to give me the sword?' said Harry, struggling to keep his temper. 'Maybe he thought it would look nice on my wall.'
Et puis Charlie Weasley !
'Bin meanin' ter write fer ages. How's Norbert doin'?'
'Norbert?' Charlie laughed. 'The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now.'
'Wha- Norbert's a girl?'
'Oh yeah,' said Charlie.
'How can you tell?' asked Hermione.
'They're a lot more vicious,' said Charlie.
Et puis Auntie Muriel !
Merlin's beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelette. (...) Another Weasley? You breed like gnomes.
Et puis les jumeaux qui parlent de l'oncle Bilius en disant que c'est dommage qu'il soit mort !
'But before he went loopy he was the life and soul of the party. (...) He used to down an entire bottle of Firewhisky, then run on to the dance floor, hoist up his robes and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his-'
'Yes, he sounds a real charmer,' said Hermione, while Harry roared with laughter.
'Never married, for some reason,' said Ron.
'You amaze me,' said Hermione.
Bon mais sinon ce livre me met quand même dans un état très émotif, je chouine toutes les 5 pages haha, Dudley qui devient sympa, Mad Eye et Hedwig, le mariage de Bill et Fleur, Hermione et Ron qui racontent à Harry que oui, ils sont décidés à l'accompagner, et qui lui expliquent ce qu'ils ont préparé (Hermione et le sortilège sur ses parents, Ron et sa goule ('Do ghouls normally wear pyjamas?')... Plein de petits trucs, un peu tout quoi... rhaaaaa
There was silence in the room, broken only by gentle thuds, as Hermione continued to throw books on to one pile or the other, Ron sat watching her, and Harry looked from one to the other unable to say anything. The measures they had taken to protect their families made him realise, more than anything else could have done, that they really were going to come with him and that they knew exactly how dangerous that would be. He wanted to tell them what that meant to him, but he simply could not find words important enough.
(oui je ne peux m'exprimer qu'en smileys)
Et là le Patronus de Kingsley (un lynx !) vient d'avertir tout le monde au mariage que le Ministère était tombé, maintenant ça va chier.